World's What? Your Source for Superlative Certificates

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About us

World's What? is part of the Silly Services brand of websites created to amuse and entertain you (and also make us a little bit of money).

World's What? is a division of JaredJared Enterprises located in Cleveland, Ohio. FYI - Jared is the World's Best Silly Services Provider.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are you for real?

To quote Descartes - 'I certify world class standing, therefore I am'.

We are in fact a very real company offering a very silly service.

How much does it cost?

$1.37 (that's right $1.37). We feel it is a very silly number.

How do I pay you?

We take PayPal.

What do I actually get?

We create an online customized Declaration of World Class Standing that documents the standing and all the rights and privileges that go along with it. This is available as both a weblink and a downloadable image (for integration into your website, MySpace, Facebook, or whatever).


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You also get placed in our online registry!

Morally you are raised to a superior plane of existence. Then you you can look down on others and say I'm the world's best (or wost) and you are just a simple peon.

Didn't you used to sell real certificates?

Yes, but it wasn't actually silly enough for the Silly Services brand. If you really want a fancy 8.5 x 11 parchment certificate (framed or unframed) bearing the official seal of Silly Services just contact us and we can arrange something.

Can I become the world's best or worst anything?

Yes, but while this is meant as humor and parody, we don't want to get sued so complaints from real people or copyright holders will result in removal without refund.

Why are you doing this?

We at World's What? feel that there are just not enough silly services in the world.

What if world class standing isn't my cup of tea?

Don't worry! Here at Silly Services we offer a wide variety of silly services. Just check out our other sites.

How long have you been doing this?

Longer than we should have, longer than we should have.

What gives you the right?

Nothing whatsoever. But to be honest we aren't selling legal rights or privileges just moral superiority - and you can't put a price on that. Oh well we did - so I guess you can.

What makes you different from the competition?

What competition?

Are you recognized by any official organizations?

Funnily enough, when we walk down the street - we don't get recognized by anyone.

What if I run across someone who has the same world class standing as me?

A dual! Custard pies at 15 paces!

Do you people realize that this is insane?

Yes - but we don't care. And what is this 'You People' crap?

Can I get another copy of the declaration?

It's digital - just download it again!

What if I have other questions?

Then ask them!

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